Thursday, March 15, 2007

Little Jokes from Little Souls

Here are some jokes that I hear often from two special little boys that are in my class. I think they are rather cute, and funny. Just imagine a five or six year old telling them! One of these boys is so cute and funny that he claimed read the joke from out of the news paper. He actually can read, which is amazing. I completely believe him!

Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A: You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish.

Q: Where do Penguins Point?

A: Penguin Point!

Q: What do you call a viking's wife?

A: A Va- Queen!

Q: What's the difference between the law and some ice?

A: One is justice and one is just ice. ( He read this one in the newspaper)